jen. 20. sydney, australia. asian uni student who is learning how to make drugs. have a nice day :)

jonpertwee:

"Don’t celebrate Halloween, Christians!! It is based in a pagan holiday!"

Boy have I got some news for you concerning Christmas.

(via egberts)

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2 days ago

lucifersalterego:

weekendswithgoodfriends:

I’ll Make A Man Out Of You | Mulan.

You must be swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon. With all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

*hears first .003 seconds of this song* *kicks down door* LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

(via asuspiciouslookingperson)

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2 days ago
Kidnapper:Get in the fukin van
Me:Oh ok cool
Kidnapper:Wut
Me:This is a febreze commercial right
Kidnapper:Wut
Me:Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh
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2 days ago

faunagrey:

kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

This didn’t go the direction I expected. It was much better.

(via alchoholic)

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2 days ago

pocket-ferret:

a moment of silence for all the little girls this halloween who had to be anna because their older sister wanted to be elsa

(via asuspiciouslookingperson)

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2 days ago

stubbornjerk:

that’s the scariest way to hold a phone ever

(Source: archatlas, via asuspiciouslookingperson)

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2 days ago

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

(via ruinedchildhood)

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2 days ago
tastefullyoffensive:

"We bought Carley Cotton a new squeaky toy and this is where the sticker ended up." [cuteoverload]

tastefullyoffensive:

"We bought Carley Cotton a new squeaky toy and this is where the sticker ended up." [cuteoverload]

(via dutchster)

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2 days ago
theberlinpaywall:

i have found the most important facebook page

theberlinpaywall:

i have found the most important facebook page

(Source: theb00linpaywall, via egberts)

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2 days ago
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